Quotes.. always out of context

i love posting these out of context just because i always like getting the what does this kid do on the weekends look or at least thats what i want you to think... keep those crazy looks if you'd like

youre not even the big bad wolf, youre just an asshole
{c}
(laughing) (histerical laughing) ... my ankle hurts
{j}
i'm the E bat the bat of the internet ah ah ah...
{h}
Chris CHRIS chris(in a whisper now) i know you're asleep but i love you, I LOVVEEE YOUUUU {j}
85% of the time what the alcohol tells me to do is good, This time it was bad BADDDD...
{j}
The alcohol tole me to do it, it said yea man you can jump into that dumpster even though theres not much trash in it
{j}
The trash man it was like do it and i was like yea you think so it was like yea
{j}
i am the floor ninja
{h}
you know what your moms a b****
{c}
Go back to canada{H} { i'm not even canadian} ohh right your irish i knew it was one of the ones i hated{h}

careful he'll get the ira on your ass{H} i'm part of the ira{m} Yea only a quarter{h}

i am the master cookie thief {h}